Wednesday, July 9, 2008

To drink a warm martini

is to have balls much larger than your ordnary woman.
Guess I do.

Cus this thing is about 87 degrees. And now I have heartburn. where's the mustard? Woody taught me that the natural cure for heartburn is to swig down a teaspoon of american mustard. Guess what... it works. I love mexican medicine. Mezcal... tequila...peyote... sign me up from now on...

oh


12:09 pm
80 degrees F

2 comments:

  1. Be careful... you'll freeze those balls off.

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  2. Yeah those Mexicans know the home remedies, I remember Lilliana in Tomball telling me to squeeze lime juice on any kind of fruit that I was allergic to and it would cause a reaction when I ate it. Like tomatoes and melons. Works great!

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