I have decided...

what I will do if I don't get a job on a yacht soon...

I will become a roller derby chick.



The Assassination City Roller Derby organization is here in Dallas. And they are recruiting. Yep.

I bet I would be so good at it. I used to LIVE at the skating rink when I was in elementary school. I bet I could remember how to skate on 4 wheels. I used to love to skate.

Think I would fit in? I do.

Maybe I should have a hot toddy to put me to sleep...

Have some whiskey honeh, it'll make ya feel bettah.