to wear my jeans tucked in to my rodeo boots today. I'm going to the grocery store with mom in a little bit, hopefully we will run into someone I know... I will tell them I just got back in town from Rodeoing full time and damn my ass is sore. They wouldn't bat an eye at that explaination...
Can I have a cold Lone Star Beer now please?
2 hours ago
I love them!
ReplyDeleteThanks! I didn't see anyone i knew, but i did walk through the sliding doors, stop, strike a little pose, shifted my eyes from side to side and said, "I'm lookin fer the man who shot mah pawwww..."
ReplyDeleteI cracked myself up at that point as mom noticed the video camera and tv screen broadcasting me as we entered the store...
i love being a nut. its so fun.
Or you could order a couple of crew shirts that say "Maltese Falcon" and wear them at the same time. Tell them you are a rodeo rider on the Maltese Falcon.
ReplyDeleteteee heee it's cracking me up reading about it... but what I noticed was how that tv screen made my butt look huge... at first I didn't recognize us! I wanted to buy a tape measure, but I was afraid it could have been true.
ReplyDeleteAnd Heather... she has tons of yacht t-shirts with their huge pictures on them...