For Maria!

You Are 30% British

You're about as British as a half hearted Anglophile... in other words, a piss poor Brit. If you are indeed from Britain, you probably consider yourself a European more than anything else. If you're trying to pass for a Brit, you're going to have to try a little harder. Go to a football match. Drink until you puke. And head in to work the next morning totally hungover.

How British Are You?

My Aura....

Your Aura is Orange

You're a bit of a loner, but you're never lonely. You know how to entertain yourself. Whether you're trying an extreme sport or a new weird food, you always live on the edge. The purpose of your life: testing limits - both physical and mental... and then telling people about it. Famous oranges include: Timothy Leary, David Blaine, Tony Hawk, Carey Hart Careers for you to try: Snowboarder, Circus Performer, Undercover Agent

What Color Is Your Aura?

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I'm tired. Cranky. Frustrated. Jobless. I re-booked my flight to Ft. Lauderdale. Haven't heard from the Capt. I sent the new and improved resume to. Maybe he thought I was too much of a pain in the ass, too unorganized. My flight to Lauderdale is on December 6th. If I don't have anything before then I will go, stay with Courtney, and try my luck there. At least I know I can get some day work at the marinas or a bartending gig with all the connections I have there. It will be better in some ways because at least I have a chance at bringing some money in, but I will have to pay rent eventually. Here I am bringing zero money in but I don't have rent. I have had some boats interested but they wont even consider me because I am not in Florida. I better get to selling off my stuff. I am going to have a mini garage sale. Get rid of all my apartment stuff. Well, who knows what lies ahead but at least I have a healthy and happy family.

The Original Dad made lunch.

On the RARE occasion Dad had to make lunch for me and my brother when we were little, this was always what he made. Grilled cheese sandwich, a pickle spear and an oreo. Haha! It's like my favorite lunch! It was delicious.

RESUME FIXED!

That took all damn morning. I need to eat something. I have been too busy worrying about this resume stuff to eat anything yet. I am so frustrated because I had no idea it was messed up. Maybe that's why I haven't been getting as many offers as I should be. Good news, my friend Wendy knows this new captain I am sending my resume over to and says he is a really awesome guy. He lived in Key West just before I moved there and worked on the Schooners too. That's good news. Means he is down to earth. Well, I am off to rustle up some grub.

Ok really...

off to bed... I have to get up at a decent hour in the morning to get this resume sorted out.

HAHA! Check this out...

The retouched version of the photo below...

A CRY FOR HELP!!!

I really need help putting together my resume. I have just realized that the format of mine is totally effed up! I have a Mac and apparently the when I save it as a Word document it is totally funky when you open it on a normal PC. Thanks to Capt. Blaise for telling me specifically what was wrong with it instead of just saying "oh your resume could use a little tweaking" like another Capt. once told me. When I look over it on my computer everything looks fine and I'm like WTF? Capt. B said this:

* You should have a professional headshot at the top of the resume. Wearing a simple yacht polo is best.
* Your objective needs to be flowing, currently it has some funky margins. Just make it a simple paragraph. Please do not center your text.
* Your Experience’s should be listed with the Dates on the left margin and the description of the position to the right.


Thanks and email me back the new version as soon as you can. I think you might be a great fit for this position.


Ya see, my text IS NOT centered when I look at it on my comp, also, my experience's are listed as he says they should be so I KNOW it's a problem on my end. SO, if anyone out there knows anything about putting together a simple MICROSOFT WORD document resume, I would really appreciate some tips. Seeing as how I DON'T HAVE microsoft word... I guess I am really asking someone to do my homework. I could pay you in peanut butter or blog shout-outs.

I could email you my resume so you can take a peek at it if you want. Otherwise I will be up at my Mom's work all day tomorrow freaking out, messing with her computer.

I will do it myself in the morning because he needs it tomorrow. Gee.

I have to take a lame boring pic of myself in a polo shirt too... I can do that tonight...

Ok, I just put on make-up, put my hair up, strategically (strategerie) placed my bangs (fringe) to the side, put on a white button up I found in my brother's closet, and posed in front of my closet drapes...

Take that glamour shots!

I look ridiculous.

2 more nibbles...

I got a phone call today from an agent at Crew4Crew asking if she could send my CV over to a 105ft motor yacht about to start a WORLD tour. I said... YES.

I got an email from a Captain on this new site I signed up for called YachtCircle.com asking if I was interested in a stewardess job he was trying to fill on a 145ft motor yacht. I said...YES.

Seeing as how I haven't heard from Avalon I am saying YES to all offers. (not all... most)
I was really holding out for that job on Avalon. Sounds like a great itinerary. Oh well, I am going to have to take what I can get. If I can get anything.


Seattle Heather, you need to sign up for Yachtcircle.com, It's going to be alot like Dockwalk.com but it seems to be more about networking for jobs than Dockwalk. Dockwalk seems more like a facebook type thing, (like we need another one) on yachtcircle you actually put your resume up and add your experience and all that good stuff. Just a heads up! :)

DAD'S CANCER IS GONE!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Have I ever told you how much I LOVE Christmas? It's my absolute favorite. I love decorating the house and setting up the tree and my favorite favorite FAVORITE part is when you get out all the boxes from the attic and you open the ornaments one by one. It's like a little surprise in every cardboard box. It's so fun to think back to all the Christmases in the past and I get so happy. One thing I love is when it's dark in the living room and the only light is the tree and maybe the fireplace. I also like to lie down with my head under the tree and look up through the lights and the branches. It's like the prettiest thing in the world. I almost wish I could get a job here for the holidays and stay for Christmas. I missed it last year. I got screwed out of Christmas last year. I was in a strange country, in a strange situation, and it was hot outside. I was in Australia. Although the people I worked for included me in Christmas Dinner it just wasn't the same.

Maybe I will start looking for seasonal work. I can wrap a gift like nobody's business.

p.s. Dad gets his results from the scan he had last week tomorrow. They will tell him if he still has any cancer left. I hope it's gone.

Taco Soup photos!

Mom's bowlMy bowl.
I also made some Sweet & Sour drink mixer from scratch to make margaritas, but I rummaged through the liquor cabinet and didn't find any tequila, but I found the Whiskey so I made myself a whiskey sour! I feel warm and cozy. I'm gonna put my p.j.'s on and cozy up on the couch. :) It's about to get CHILLY here, 45 tonight, 35 tomorrow night...

Today's recipe: Taco Soup.

I am creating Taco Soup.

Texan's have something called a "Mexican Food Tank", and when our tank gets low, we get cranky. My tank is low.

I am starting with about 1 pound of ground beef. Or 2 pounds, I dont know, just brown up some beef.

I am using the crock pot again for maximum flavor enhancement.

I will add about 2 ounces of taco seasoning to the browned meat and simmer for about 15 mins so the flavors really get in there. (I am using a shot glass for measuring)

Throw the meat in the crockpot, add a can of whole kernel corn (drained), a can of whole pinto or black beans why not both???(drained), a cup of grated cheese. Add a can of Rotel if you want to spice it up, around here, I don't dare add anything with color or Dad won't touch it.

I figure I will just simmer that on low till dinner time. A few hours at least. I will let you know how this experiment works out.

Also you should have some tortilla chips around to serve with it.

:)

Freedom Kitty for Maria!

Another one...

For Greg and Kris....

Greg and Kris over at Love & Coconuts need a logo for their boat... I made these...




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there are more coming... keep checking back!

My favorite song this month...

This is a John Swift song called "Run River", some of you may have seen it in the Corona commercials but I first heard it when I was in Australia. I recently fell in love with it all over again, I found this on youtube, it was some guy's art music film project or something but it's really just about the song. I wanted you to hear it, I know lots of you will find it appropriate... Enjoy!

Shiiiiiiiiiit!

MY IPOD IS FROZEN!!! WTF?!?!!! SERIOUSLY! This ipod is like my life blood when I travel, work, ride the bike, clean, DO ANYTHING! What am I gonna do??!?!?! It was fine yesterday when I used it, then just a few mins ago I plugged it into my computer to sync some new music to it and... nothing... iTunes didn't even recognize that it was pulgged in. I looked at the screen, which lit up, and it was just showing the last song I played yesterday, Red Hot Chili Peppers :Californication if you were wondering. And it shows that it is "locked" even though it's not. The screen is lit up and wont go off. I am hoping it will run itself out of batteries then I can charge it and it will be ok. I doubt it. I have to take it to the mac nerd store so they can "hack into the mainframe" or something. Shit this pisses me off! That's like the second most expensive thing I own! (not counting that Louis Vuitton wallet I bought when I was 18 on my Neiman Marcus card... what a joke.) So now I am stuck listening to my music on my mac which doesn't have loud speakers... whatever. I blame the ghost for this too.

In other GREAT news, I called the Captain of Avalon yesterday, he didn't answer, I left a msg and he hasn't called back. I got in the shower a bit ago and thought, I bet he will call when I am in the shower. When I got out I had a missed call! It was from my aunt Nita, her message said "just wondering if you heard from that captain yet" HAHA!

In productive news, I am going to get my eyes checked today for the first time in like a year and a half or so, it will be nice to see again. I have been wearing one contact for a couple of days now and it's really hard to read all your blogs like I do. My eye Dr is great! Dr. Mike Phillips! He is so funny, he knows what I do for a living and is always really nice when I come to him like, the day before I am leaving to go off to some crazy land, he gives me extra freebie contacts if he has any in my prescription lying around. He also says I am a freak of nature (not in those words) because I never take my contacts out, ever, and it doesn't hurt my eyes. I HATE taking my contacts out and putting them in, I always had more problems with them when I did that than now, I only take them out when they irritate me which is almost never, I just pop a fresh pair in when they get scratchy or every month. it really cuts down on clutter too... I dont have all that contact soulution or all those little contact cases scrambling around in my bags. So I am happy I get to go see Dr. Phillips today. If you are ever in the Dallas area and need a good eye Dr. look him up. His office is in Plano, TX.

I got some new jeans this weekend and I am so happy! The only reason I got a new pair is because my old favorites ripped where the back pocket is sewn to the jeans near the buttcrack area, I go commando so it's not a good thing to have holes in the ass of your jeans. So, I am wearing my new Wranglers and my old yellow boots, which I love, I have had them since Freshman year of college. So thats like, 6 years. They need new soles soon. Don't we all?

Mom's Secret Recipe BBQ

I don't really think it's a secret, if it was... it's not anymore.

Let me state before I get started, Mom woke me up at some UNGODLY hour to tell me I had to make BBQ today, I don't really remember the conversation but I did remember "make BBQ" so I am. But, I was lying there in bed for a long time after she woke me up, I could hear my dad plinking the mandolin in the living room, then someone knocked on my bedroom door! I said, "YEAH?" but no one answered and I could still hear dad plinking in the living room. Mom was gone to work and there is no one else in the house but me and Dad. I got up and opened the door really fast but of course there was no one there. This only adds to the weirdness because last night one of our stove burners turned on by itself! All the way to medium. Weird. Well, I guess the ghost is hungry because it turned on the stove and got me out of bed to make BBQ today.

Here is the recipe.

1 boneless beef chuck roast
1 large onion sliced thin
1 cup ketchup
1/4 cup lemon juice
3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
1 teaspoon salt ( i accidentally put in a tablespoon today, oops!)
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/2 teaspoon liquid smoke

Cut roast in half if you only have a small crock pot, if not put the whole damn thing in your crock pot.

Top with onions

Combine the rest of the ingredients and pour over the whole damn roast.

Cover and cook on low for 8 or 9 hours or until meat is tender.

Remove roast, place in large skillet, (we use cast iron) shred it with a fork and add some of the drippings or cooking liquid from the crock pot.

Simmer it up! Put it on some buns! Eat it!

There ya have it. Jomamma's Secret Shredded Beef Sandwiches!